annemarina: ATTENTION: I need attention
jesspinkman: being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised #the optimistic look on pessimism
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
luminescent-love: youaresogayskarth: finnickodaired: barackinaroundthechristmastree: WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS let’s reflect on this fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors...
intersectionalityis4lovers: don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’ or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
Anonymous asked: can I miss you?
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Mom: The best things in life are free.
Concert Tickets: LOL
I feel most comfortable being around people that are marginally insane.– Matthew Gray Gubler (via seabois)
me: if only "being ugly" was a job and it payed $30 an hour